Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Keeley Hazell: FHM/Page 3 Champion

Full name: Keeley Rebecca Hazell
DOB: November 22, 1984
Place of birth: Lewisham, London, England
Occupation: Kentish melon farmer

Despite consistently making the top five in FHM's 100 Sexiest list, Keeley Hazell has never nabbed the top spot.

Her History in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women 2010 #5 | 2009 #5 | 2008 #3 | 2007 #2 | 2006 #2 

Her 2008 calendar topped Amazon.com's best-seller list.

After winning The Sun's Page 3 Idol contest back in December 2004, Keeley Hazell promptly took the nation by storm.

The nation’s favourite pair of boobs were regularly unleashed in numerous eye-popping photo shoots and often squeezed into too small-lingerie. 

Few glamour models from topless Page 3 beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Keeley Hazell. She even released a single called 'Voyeur' in 2008. 

Search engine Bing listed her as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2009; no doubt the words 'topless', 'boobs' and 'breasts' accompany her name in almost every search. 

Keeley Hazell’s fantastic assets have landed her no fewer than four FHM cover shoots, and she's been a fixture in the top five of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World - although (surprisingly) she's never clinched the title. 

She could perhaps lay claim to the Sexiest Woman Never to Have Won, but time is certainly on her side. 

To make up for the collection of bronze and silver medals, she did manage to take Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies title home twice in the mid Noughties, which seems more than an appropriate decade for victory.


    Wednesday, March 2, 2011

    Rosie Jones

    Despite sharing her name with a female golfer with hair cut like a peacock-mullet, Rosie Jones is a British sex bomb. The 5ft' 7in model and her 30F breasts, moved from Middlesex to London at 18-years-old straight after her A-levels.

    Two days after 18th birthday she  did her first shoot for the famous Page 3 of the Sun. Since then, she has regularly appeared in photo shoots for Nuts, Front, Loaded, FHM  She has also done a shoot for the very very famous Playboy. Rosie finished 77th in FHM's top 100 Sexiest Women.

    Note: Some British tabloids, like the Sun, have hot topless girls on the third page, the Brits are so much more evolved than us, Yanks, in a number of ways. 

    Birthdate: July 19, 1990, Brunette, Large Brown Eyes, 30F -24-35, Peachy Bum, Long Legs, Nice Hair, Pretty Face, four A Levels in psychology, media studies, theatre studies and critical thinking; other than that there really isn't much more information about her on the internet.

    Except what she had on her Myspace page. "I cant resist pic'n'mix, I find toilet humour reaally funny, I like boobies :-P ." As noted by the British magazine,FHM, sure this isn't the most grammatically correct selection of interests, but the inclusion of her boobs makes up for it. As does the silly little face. http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirls/rosie-jones

    According to NUTS, Rosie has commented "I look best in underwear - a little pair of French knickers and some heels!  http://www.nuts.co.uk/covergirls/rosie-jones   Given the above photos from a shoot for NUTS I would totally agree.